Mohtashim Ghufrani: One Liners

•Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? •Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (engineering guideline) •Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. •A day without sunshine is like , .... •Live your life so that when you die, the preacher won't have to tell lies at your funeral. •In God we trust. All others we polygraph. •Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Posted by Mohtashim Ghufrani at 9:25 AM ...